There are no words.

Except to say that I could have happily lived my whole life without seeing a close up of an old woman's anal prolapse.

Thanks, Embarrassing Bodies.

MIA

Apologies for being a wee bit MIA at the moment. Apologise to whom, I'm not sure, seeing as approximately five people read this. Never mind. One day I shall return, mark my words.

Mark them, dammit.